
Okay, so I didn’t really shave my head and join the army.
Sadly, I think I may have April fooled some of you, so let’s frame that as a lesson in AI / media literacy, shall we?
As punishment, you will have your phone taken for one month. Enforcement officers from Palantir are en route. Do not resist, this is for your own good.
While you are sitting with your thoughts, I sentence you to listen to Pylon Radio on CFRO 100.5 FM and to attend one of the featured concerts:
The Incident / Saving Grace
Venue: Green Auto, Thu Apr 2
Sticky Fingers
Venue: PNE Forum, Fri Apr 3
Cherry Pick / Often Wrong / Gnawing / Jian / Kitten Co
Venue: Green Auto, Fri Apr 3
Math Club
Venue: Red Gate, Fri Apr 3
Jeff Tweedy
Venue: Commodore Ballroom, Sat Apr 4
Tonk
Venue: Red Gate, Sat Apr 4
Avery Sloan / Dirty Aesthetic / King of Foxes
Venue: Green Auto, Sat Apr 4
Via Castillo
Venue: Wise Hall, Sun Apr 5
Ratboys
Venue: Biltmore Cabaret, Mon Apr 6
Woolworm / Prowl / Iron Crusaders / Every Effort Made
Venue: Green Auto, Thu Apr 9
Skinny Dyck / Ben Arsenault / Ian Badger
Venue: Wise Hall, Fri Apr 10
The Pearl / Cancer Bats
Venue: The Pearl, Fri Apr 17
Chronic Fatigue / Often Wrong / Infidelity / Cascade
Venue: Green Auto, Fri Apr 17
Zummers / Dirty Aesthetic / Nick Stone and the Gems
Venue: Green Auto, Sat Apr 18
Twen / Monsoon / Bloom Effect
Venue: The Cobalt, Thu Apr 23
Old Man Gloom / Erosion / Trigger Object
Venue: The Pearl, Fri Apr 24
Hope Slide / Devours / Ears / Malcy
Venue: Green Auto, Fri Apr 24
Joe Abbott / Practitioner / Never Plenty / Ian Badger
Venue: Green Auto, Sat Apr 25
Brass Camel / Chopping Spree
Venue: Rickshaw Theatre, Sat Apr 25