From Zenkō-ji to Ice Monkeys: The Australian Colony of Hakuba

One flight, two long buses, and a 300 MPH train later, and we were in Hakuba. Located in the Northern part of the central island of Honshu, Hakuba Valley and nearby regional capital of Nagano were the primary hosts of Japan’s 1998 Olympic Winter Games, leaving behind a legacy that is still evident today. Typical of regions affected by the Games, massive amounts of accommodation were built in their anticipation, transforming what was once a charming local obscurity into a world-renowned alpine destination, notorious not only for it’s nine locally accessible mountain ranges, but also nearby temples, and the biological curiosity of the northernmost existing primates in the world, Japanese macaques.

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Japanese Macaques ride that special line between super cute and slightly terrifying

Scattered hotels of mixed architectural style and varying quality litter the landscape, from Swiss Alpen style lodges and traditional Japanese houses, to cold rectangular, buildings which more closely resemble Soviet-era research stations. Roving packs of powder hounds howl along the roads at night, eagerly taking advantage of the loose public drinking laws. You can see them at all hours, wandering the narrow roads and occasionally slipping on ice, stumbling to avoid boxy Japanese vans as they fly around the tight corners of this sprawling little town.

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Large Russian-style Happo One restaurant … Owned by Black Chef?

Our hostel of choice was called The Lab, where we stayed for five nights. Staffed by a cheeky crew of mostly Australians (and two South African siblings), its location was fairly dead centre, just a gentle ten minute walk from the local Bus station (from which they kindly picked us up and dropped us off), and even closer to the nearby slopes of Happo One. Fortunately for us, this accommodation presented a distinctly more social vibe than at our last location in Niseko (the charming yet quiet, ski-in-ski-out resort of Northern AnNuppuri), and within minutes of our arrival we were clinking glasses, exchanging stories with new friends, and guzzling the local alcoholic delicacy: Chūhai (shōchū mixed with soda water and cordial, dangerously easy to drink)

Our first night we arrived late after a long bus journey from Nagano, it was already about 10pm. Being informed that tonight was the local pubs karaoke contest, we immediately threw our massive bags onto our bunks and followed our severely sauced new friends down the slippery road to town. Results were as expected:

Spencer ended up leaving the party early, after about two hours, yet somehow me and Kia managed to get home before him. Turns out he’d forgotten the way back, and chose to spend his evening wandering through ice fields (odd hobby I know). Could have easily ended up like the the finale of “The Shining”, but he managed to stumble in through the door just before we passed out.

Then next day we awoke to rain, so we took advantage of this most welcome excuse to sleep in, and relaxed, nursing our hangovers. Finally making it up and out the door by about 2pm, we explored the local town, soon to discover that Hakuba as a whole was  demographically very similar to our hostel. E.G. This town was essentially an Australian colony with heaps of Japanese restaurants.

For all its binginess, there really is something to be said for the comradely found in mountain towns. Hard working young people scrape together what they can, and come together in these distant lands to pursue the sport we love. Competitiveness takes the back seat as more advanced riders seem happy to dispense advice, fostering the skills of the next generation. We ended the days together in small, crowded venues, drunkenly making jabs at skiers or boarders (whichever one you’re not), and regaled each other with exaggerated tales of the days best lines and most brutal bails. Surface level and intoxicated though it may have been, I can easily say that this was one of the best weeks of my life.

To our friends at The Lab, we salute you!

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Left: Immensely fashionable Japanese man on snowbike
Right: Myself, contemplating the utter excellence of my decision to visit Japan 

Now, let’s get into some specifics.

One of the most notorious characters we met at The Lab was a man name Max. When we first met him he was already sporting one of the hoarsest voices I’d ever heard, which was not something he appeared to have any intention of changing. Max was a man of many faces. Quite literally, he brought and wore at the bar (In order of least to most terrifying) masks of the Yeti, Jim Carrey (‘The Mask’) and Donald Trump, all along with two matching, photorealistic black BB pistols. They lacked the typical orange tip found on most BB guns sold in North America, and he assured us that if we were seen in public carrying them, the Japanese police would definitely “Either arrest or just shoot you’s straight up.”

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Max and his winning smile

While not exactly an ever-present figure in our daily interactions, Max still managed to insert himself into our lives with some preciously awkward situations. From passing out drunk on the hostel lobby floor, to nearly blowing his face off with locally purchased fireworks, Max is what they would refer to in his home country of Australia as a “Bogan” (Google it), and his presence, whether we liked it or not, became a defining part of this leg of the journey. While we met many others along the way (shout outs to Juma, Elea, Kailee, Phil, Hayley, Guy and Nicole!), Max has secured his top spot as one of the wildest human beings I have ever met.

At least he took his shoe(s) off… ?

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On a slightly less hectic note, we did actually manage to get among some more traditionally Japanese elements in the region, starting with a guided expedition by Japan Ski Holidays, which picked us up from Hakuba, and brought us to the Jigokudani Snow Monkey park. A mixed demographic of mostly young families made up our bus, which we rode for roughly an hour, eventually reaching the small mountain town where the macaques reside. One brief hike later, and we had reached the view of a traditional onsen, invitingly pumping hot steam into the cold mountain air.

After a little more walking, we reached the ticket window, where we were graciously ushered through (having purchased the tour online), and in just a few moments we were surrounded by hundreds of disarmingly fearless (and thoroughly well pampered), Japanese macaques.

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Top: People Onsen
Bottom: Monkey Onsen

Interview with our lovely guide Aoki! (sorry for the shaky camerawork, monkeys are distracting!) 

During our visit we learned that Japanese macaques reside in both the Northern and Southern regions of Japan, with the Northern variety (the ones we were visiting) being the larger of the two. These Northern monkeys have also taken on the curious adaptive habit of combating winter cold by bathing in naturally occurring hot springs. Rival groups of macaques will sometimes engage in turf-wars to secure domination of the prized baths, with only the dominant gang being allowed to enter the water. Interestingly, only the female and juvenile monkeys will relax in the springs. As our guide explained later, the males remain dominant by appearing larger than the rest, and having their fur matted down by water exposes the true size of their bodies, so they only very rarely partake in bathing.

SoakedMonkNot so looking so tough now, are you?

While being exceedingly cute, the experience of visiting the snow monkeys was slightly dampened by the more prevalent primate species dominating the wooden walkways: human tourists. I say that with the total awareness of the irony oozing from that statement, but I think its still worth saying. Anyone planning on making the trip would be advised to either go early, or choose a slow time of year to visit. If that is not possible, try your best to block out the screaming children and keep your distance from their teched out fathers as they jockey for position, vying to take the winning shot of what may already be the most photographed monkeys in the world.

All the same, the monkeys were still super adorable, and I think it was worth checking out.

Next on the tour we were taken to a small town between Jigokudani and Nagano, where we were treated to a traditional Japanese lunch. Trying our best to ignore the bratty Australian children seated next to us, who kept complaining that the Japanese were going to kill them with this “gross” food, I managed to enjoy my meal (which was objectively delicious, you ungrateful little shits, if a little exotic looking). Next we toured a sake distillery/museum and exchanged travel stories with some fully-grown, and thankfully more mature Australian tourists seated there. We ended the lunch portion of our day with Matcha green tea ice cream, and loaded the bus with smiles on our faces as we headed to our final destination, the temple in the dead centre of Nagano city: Zenkō-ji

Lunchtime!Our well-earned lunch

Zenkō-ji is unique in the fact that it is the oldest Buddhist temple in Japan, dating back to the 7th century. The city of Nagano started as a small town built around it, and eventually grew into the sprawling metropolis for which the entire prefecture is now named. Guarding the temple are two fierce Niō statues, a common sight in these temples. They are there (in theory) to protect the compound from the enemies of Buddha. Standing at about 20 feet tall, I personally think they’d do a pretty good job.

NioNiō Guardian 

This temple was founded before Buddhism split into different sects, and because of this it is currently managed by both the Tendai and Jōdoshū schools of Buddhism, with twenty-five priests from the former and fourteen from the latter who maintain the ceremonies and grounds of this immaculate temple.

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Entrance to Tendai compound 

The first statues encountered once entering the inner grounds are known as the Rokujizō. These six statues represent the “Bodhisattvas”, people who willingly gave up their chance for enlightenment in order to provide it to others. It is said that they are able to travel between worlds, and communicate with the six realms of hell, starvation, beasts, carnage, human beings and divine beings.

Pretty heavy stuff for such zen looking guys, but I’m sure their sacrifice is appreciated.

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The six Bodhisattvas of Zenkō-ji

The main Buddhist image located in Zenkō-ji is known as the “Hibutsu”, which means “Secret Buddha”. This idol is unique because it is thought to be the very first image of Buddha brought to Japan, which forever transformed the structure of Japanese theology in too many ways to count. The protocol of this temple requires that it’s location is kept an absolute secret, away from the eager eyes of everyone from the public, to even the head priest of the temple himself.

After a whirlwind tour of the temple grounds, we finished up our day and hopped on the bus back to Hakuba, sleepy from the sake and absolutely glowing from our first experience in a Buddhist temple.

We rode Happo One for the next few days, but the conditions weren’t ideal (lack of snowfall and too icy), so we ended up spending most of our time enjoying the local restaurants, preparing for our next leg of the journey. After a rushed goodbye last Sunday morning, we were on the road again, heading first back to Nagano, then taking another bullet train to Kyoto, the former political, and current cultural capital of Japan.

More on that next week.

 

Miracle Layovers, Kind Strangers & Unexpected Nudity

Due to the amazing time I’ve been having here in Niseko, its taken me a little while to update here, so firstly I’ll apologize for that.

Moving on, I suppose I’ll start from the beginning.

With a stunning combination of dumb luck, cross-culturally understandable hand gestures, and one very well-designed airport, I somehow managed to catch my absurdly tight connecting flight from Tokyo to Sapporo.

As I jogged through the airport from Terminal 2 to 3, my eyes widened to take in the differences of the new society I’d landed in. Flashing lights which inexplicably beeped as I moved past them, smiling security officials in bowler hats who obligatorily bowed as I navigated endless labyrinthine halls, and of course the anthropomorphic anime badgers who stood guard alongside customs agents, warning me of the many dangers of importing foreign seeds.

All of these things quickly drew into focus the very new reality of my situation, and I couldn’t stop smiling. Who knew culture shock could be this adorable?

I finally reached the Jetstar check-in desk, and found my way to the departure gate. Greeting me there were these two handsome gentlemen, fresh from a few days in Tokyo, they immediately informed me that we can in fact, drink in the airport.

IMG_0018Spenny on the left, Kia on the right. They’re much more sophisticated than they appear, I promise.

On our bus from the airport in Sapporo, we not-so-unexpectedly ran into a large family of Australians. Puzzled grins flashed across their faces when they found out where we’d come from. “Why come here when you have such great snow back home?”

A fair question, and one which I had fielded several times at home already.

Aside from the numerous other factors which drew me here, Japan boasts some of the best powder skiing in the world. At first the comments from our Australian bus-mates had me worried, that the destination at the end of this long journey would be underwhelming.

I was wrong.

In the 4 days that we’ve been here, it hasn’t stopped snowing for more than a couple hours at a time. The runs are well designed, chairlifts plentiful and staff relentlessly helpful in spite of the very obvious language barrier.

But all trips face adversity, and at one point during our mountain adventure, the headstrap I’d been using to film with my friend’s GoPro fell off, and my mood immediately plummeted from elated to devastated. I immediately hiked back up the mountain to search for it, but was painfully unsuccessful.

Maker:0x4c,Date:2017-9-28,Ver:4,Lens:Kan03,Act:Lar01,E-ve Kia felt my shitty mood was worth documenting, I respectfully disagreed.

However, in a most welcome twist of fate, this mysterious and kind gentleman returned the GoPro to the nearest information counter, leaving only this brief video as evidence of his identity! (We think he looks like Spenny in the future, a la Hot Tub Time Machine)

If anyone knows this man, please comment his contact info so I can thoroughly thank him and buy him a beer!

One of the final, slightly awkward details I should mention revolves around our first experience using the traditional Japanese Onsen (Hot-Spring bathing facility) at our hotel, the Niseko Northern Resort AnNupri.

Me and Kia went in first, rocking the traditional, Western garb of swimming trunks and bodily shame, we were soon to realize why the hotel’s two onsen’s were separated by gender. As we walked in, we were promptly greeted by the shocked, disapproving stares of no less than ten fully naked Japanese men.

I’ve never felt more ashamed for being fully clothed in my entire life.

Flash forward to the next day.

This second time I went to bathe, I proudly walked in, naked as a chipmunk only to find that I’d stumbled over the second faux pas of onsen etiquette, bodily modesty. You’re supposed to bring in a hand towel to hold around your bits, draping it over your head as you bathe, and using it as a impromptu loofah when you ultimately hit the adjacent sitting showers.

In spite of these these trials and tribulations, I’m proud to say, that by the 3rd and now 4th day, I have become fully trained regarding the ins-and-outs of proper onsen manner (This is despite my tattoos, which are apparently still massively forbidden in the more rigidly traditional onsens located throughout Japan).

The final detail I’ll leave you with relates to something I’ve been afflicted with on many trips before:  Ludicrously vivid dreams. The sudden and massive change of setting which comes with travelling tends to paint a bizarre picture in my subconscious, and this time was no different.

During my third nights sleep here in Niseko, I was entertained with the outlandish tale of an old blind master, who took it upon himself to teach me the traditional techniques of what I can only describe as “musical martial arts”. I should specify, this is’musical’ in the sense of using physical vibrations from sound to chop bricks in half, not some “Enter the Dragon” / “Grease” mashup.

The morning after my first day of melodic martial training, I awoke to find my new master murdered in his bed chambers, assassinated by a soldier from a rival Dojo. Recruiting the assistance of a nearby giant psychic bird (Think, “The Dark Crystal”), I was “Ayahuascally” shown, through mystic ceremony, the location of my mentors monstrous murderer. With this new information, and the heaviest of hearts, I rode off across the rocky bluffs of this strange new land, seeking vengeance, and the next chapter in whatever story I was attempting to tell myself.

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The helpful creature from my dream (“The Dark Crystal” by Jim Henson)

Whatever this dream says about me, I am not quite sure … but I’m choosing to take it as a positive sign for the future of my adventures.

Tomorrow we fly to the rocky bluffs of Hakuba, in the Japanese Alps. Hope everyone out there listening in the wide-world is journeying well, and I’ll try to update here sooner rather than later.

Until then, stay strange.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi – My Review

Just got back from the new Star Wars and … wow, lots to unpack here. This feature is filled to the brim with everything from expectedly impressive sword choreography, to overtly hideous alien baddies, to non-nonsensical yet adorable space critters, primed and ready for Disney’s crack merchandising division to sink their teeth into this seasons local stuffed animal department. Paradoxically, I’m not saying that I didn’t enjoy it, although I think that it’d be more accurate to say that I didn’t NOT enjoy it.

In spite of its lulls (and there are many) this latest installment undeniably did have a few things going for it. The seamless CGI (some of the best I’ve seen), the stunning set design, and a few well-placed series-traversing throwbacks did succeed in making me walk out of the theatre with the familiar dopey glow of just having seen a Star Wars film. I cannot deny that.

However, for all of its flash and aww, my biggest gripe remains that none of what I saw inside the Last Jedi’s highly polished walls felt very original. In fact, this is the cardinal sin lying at the heart of Disney’s failure to take on the series as a whole. It’s reached the mind-numbing point where it feels like the only element which pushes the plot forward is the next vital piece of enemy hardware, waiting patiently to be destroyed. Enter stage left, a small, yet intrepid band of selfless fighters is sent in to commence laser dodging. In this exchange, no less than 60% of the fighters will be blown to pieces, except of course for the films main heroes, who’ll somehow manage to pull off the impossible shot, and miraculously escape unscathed to repeat this whole psychotropic digital dance 10 minutes later.

Some of you may be saying, “But Ian! That’s what ‘Star Wars’ is! That’s what it always has been.” To which I would respond, no, no it isn’t. The prequel trilogy at least attempted to break some into some new thematic territory with the earnestly conceived, if a bit clunkily executed political intrigue regarding the Galactic Senate. You see, I’m not asking these films to be perfect, I just don’t think its unreasonable to ask for them to try something new.

Not to take too much of a bitter tangent, but I can practically smell the uneaten pastries left on the conference room table from when the film’s screenwriters decided to phone it in to the graphics department, and leave early that day. I sense with sharp distinction the abandoned sparks of creativity, the ditched alternative plots that were e-mailed to the producers by the thousands, from eager fan-writers, humbly suggesting, and desperate to see the series which first piqued their interest in sci-fi, turn in bold, new direction.

But this is Disney we’re talking about, king of the tried-and-true. So instead, they wired the CGI team a plastic castle full of money, and treated us to a highly market tested, finely polished film, sure to please the majority who sat before it. Seeing this movie felt like taking part in the largest financial transaction in history, an investment with guaranteed returns. I suspect that the producers of this film understood full-well the brand was so mighty, that no matter of lukewarm reviews, people would still flock to the theatres by the hundreds of millions, eager to take part in what has quickly transformed into one of the greatest pop culture tropes of all time, Star Wars.

All that being said, it is still worth watching… Just maybe try to avoid paying if possible.

Yikes – B.C. clown band singer accused of smuggling $7M in drugs into Japan

Hopefully this won’t be relevant to my trip, but thought it was worth sharing nonetheless.

While I always like to see a local, niche band reach the international level, this isn’t exactly the type of coverage I would hope for. With this guy, and Logan Paul in the news recently, the bar for Western visitors is pretty low at the moment.

Hopefully I manage to exceed these markedly low expectations!

Only time will tell.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/b-c-clown-band-singer-accused-of-smuggling-7m-in-drugs-into-japan-1.3746971

Flying Towards the Sunrise

One week from today I embark on what will probably be the most perplexing, exciting, and hopefully rewarding month of my entire life. I’m flying to Japan.

Its a place that up until a few months ago, I knew very little about. Throughout my life I’ve gained a patch-work understanding of Japanese culture, mostly cobbled together through an assortment of Studio Ghibli films, anime tropes vicariously absorbed through my older sister, and re-dubbed Japanese Game Shows. Laughable, yes, but this level of knowledge is pretty common for many people living on this side of the Pacific.

Unless its something that specifically interests you, awareness regarding the ins-and-outs Japanese culture is something that evades many North Americans. Japan is seen as an enigma. Fiercely traditional, yet the most technologically advanced country on Earth. Reserved and humble, yet home to some of the most colorful and vibrant sub-cultures to be found in any developed country.

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I should back up however, for there is a specific, underlying reason why I’ll be making this trip to Japan in the coming weeks. It is a generationally obliged journey, the seeds of which were planted a long time ago, and somewhat outside of my control.

Growing up, my parents would often rent out our basement to foreign exchange students. German flags, Italian soccer jerseys and Nepalese prayer flags all hung the walls at different points over a number of years. Many came and went, some stayed for a few weeks, some stayed for a few years, many of them I do not remember.

Shin was an exception.

When he first arrived in Canada, Shin spoke no English whatsoever, but within 3 months had taught himself to fluency. He did all this while studying photography at UBC, and would often be seen around town with a wild smile on his face, driving around his bright yellow Volkswagen Beetle. This marked enthusiasm and zest for life quickly became emblematic of the man I grew to know (as much as a child can know anyone, and much has been retold to me over the years).

Perhaps it was the formal values inherent to Japanese Culture, but I always remember Shin being much more involved in family life than many of our other students, and within a matter of months of his arrival me and my sister had a new, fun Japanese Uncle! Some of my earliest memories are of my pudgy 4-year old self perched on Shins shoulders as he would run around the living room, me shrieking in ungodly delighted terror.

Other highlights include the time he came home from the PNE with a massive stuffed Pink Panther doll for me and my sister, and of course the time I smashed my Grandpas wine glass at Christmas. Knowing, even at that young age, that Shin, and by extension the UltraMan action figure he had purchased for me that Christmas, came from a very technologically advanced place, I was absolutely positive that this small plastic superhero would be capable of accurate, unassisted flight. So, I did what any mistaken toddler would do, and hurled it across the room as hard as I could.

No one was hurt, but I’ve never quite lived that one down.

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Flash forward to 2007, the Facebook craze has reached full swing and me, being a surly, trend-faring teenager, and Shin, being a professional photographer and all-around extroverted fellow, both make accounts on the social network. After monitoring my behavior a few years, I assume to ascertain whether I’d grown into a complete idiot or not, in 2011 Shin shot me me a message inviting me out to see him in Japan. Its taken me more than a few years to accept this invitation, but I couldn’t be more excited to finally make the trip, and meet the man who has become a blurred yet happy cloud in the memories from my childhood. He also has a small daughter now, and it looks like it will be my turn to be giving the shoulder rides.

HIST 404: Intro To Why I’m Here

I think its fair to say for many of us, 2017 couldn’t have ended soon enough. Myself, and many people around me have lost close personal friends, some due to the opioid epidemic, some due to the mental health crisis. The political atmosphere has deteriorated to its most divisive point in my lifetime, and 2017’s arrival and passing saw the rise and fall of two distinct chapters in my life, both personal and professional.

To be perfectly honest, this past year has been the hardest of my entire life. Things which felt like amazing opportunities at first soon transformed into tumultuous pits, sapping my energy and twisting myself into the most jaded version of ‘me’ that I’ve ever encountered.

In other words, I haven’t felt like myself.

These realizations, and the past several weeks have left me wondering where to pivot, where to turn from here. Panning for inspiration, I opted to look into my past. As some of you may know, the most fulfilled I’ve ever been was when I left everything behind, and traveled alone for one year.

Present circumstances, and academic obligations won’t allow for such an extended trip this time, but next Wednesday I will fly direct to Tokyo, where I will be spending the following 35 days traveling with a few friends, and seeing as much of the country as possible. During my time there, I will be snowboarding, temple-walking and shooting a short film about my experiences.

I’ll likely do most of the editing once I get back, so until then I would encourage you to follow me on this website, where I will be posting pictures, updates and details regarding my encounters on this trip. Subscribe if you desire, and feel free to show your friends.

If anyone has any contacts I should visit, or any places I must see, please don’t hesitate to comment on here, or shoot me a message.

I hope everyone’s 2018 is everything it can be. I personally resolve to live a life true to myself, and to pursue my goals with relentless commitment. Thank-you to everyone who kept my head above water, even if you didn’t know you were doing it.

Please continue to take care of each other, and make sure to tell people that you love them every time it crosses your mind.